You Can't Be A Man (Without A Beer In Your Hand)

All the girls think that you're just a little bit weird
But they don't know about your shit-stained underwear
You sleep with them once don't sleep with them twice
They don't breathe a word but I think that they're aware
That you're a creep

Standing around having big ideas
Your creativity flowing alongside the beer
Charming everyone with your tin sincerity
Your good looks and your individuality
But you're a creep

And you can't be a man without a beer in your hand
You can't be a man without a beer in your hand
But you can't be a man cos you don't understand
You think you can't be a man without a beer in your hand
You're just a creep

You sleep all day then you come alive at night
You think you're cool but you're very uptight
You think all the girls wanna get you in the sack
But the girls all think that you're just a rat
I think you're a creep

And you can't be a man without a beer in your hand
You can't be a man without a beer in your hand
But you can't be a man cos you don't understand
You think you can't be a man without a beer in your hand
You're just a creep
I think you're a creep
We all think you're a creep 
With your beer in your hand
You're just a creep